緊急速報！ハズキルーペは安倍から官房機密費を貰っていた！！

1 ：-7.74Dさん：2018/10/14(日) 16:14:45.24 .net

ソース
https://i.imgur.com/pPhYdip.jpg

2 ：sage：2018/10/19(金) 23:23:47.59 .net

文字が小さ過ぎて読めなーい

3 ：-7.74Dさん：2018/11/26(月) 15:21:55.64 .net

ハズキルーペ社長の松村謙三。
大学卒業後、日本勧業角丸証券（勧角証券）入社、新橋支店で個人営業5年経験。
スイスとは全く関係ないのに、プリべチューリッヒという胡散臭い投資会社を設立した。
その後、どさくさでプリべで公開したが、ヤクザに追われ、案の定上場廃止。
買収した売れ残りの企業に原価の安い老眼鏡を作らせたがこれがハズキルーペ。
こいつはやばい奴だよ

4 ：-7.74Dさん：2019/02/01(金) 07:01:36.02 .net

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5 ：-7.74Dさん：2019/10/21(月) 07:33:17 .net

>>1
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6 ：-7.74Dさん：2019/10/21(月) 07:33:44 .net

>>1
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``Optional tour``〈Today's activity〉

★Fanny Street Watching tour $40 (bring you by shuttle bus)
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~Features of MURPHY'S HOTEL~
1. The TV remote control in the room suddenly disappears.
2. The water pressure becomes weak only when you use the shower.
3. There are many parents who make their children cry and cry on purpose.
4. There are many owners who make their dogs cry and cry on purpose.
5. The boasting of the sound of motorcycles often appears to hear the sound.
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10. When you boot up your laptop, hackers from all over the country visit you.
11. When you check in, the train passing by turns into Miles Davis.
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13. If you buy low-fat bacon at the convenience store of the hotel, you will get fatty bacon somehow.
14. If you charge the spare batteries of your digital camera and go out, the uncharged batteries appear.
15. Please note that the gas burner that you bought online is a very dangerous product that keeps spraying from the time of installation.

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7 ：-7.74Dさん：2019/10/21(月) 07:34:17 .net

>>1
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